is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Panties = found
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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