Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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