C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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