and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It's never too late to be topless.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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