Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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