I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Your mouth is God's brothel.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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