ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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