He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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