Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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