so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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