Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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