I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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