he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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