I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
