It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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