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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.

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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?

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anal.

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(813): View more from Florida

peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.

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(718): View more from New York

Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.

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(714): View more from California

I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it

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(503): View more from Oregon

It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.

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(514): View more from Quebec

i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.

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