how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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