So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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