Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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