Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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