i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
NoShamevember. You game?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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