on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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