so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Couch. On fire.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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