i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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