id be glad to
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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