Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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