VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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