cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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