he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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