I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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