drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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