Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
