am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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