its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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