Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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