look no pants
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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