and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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