I want to have your abortion
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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