great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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