garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Randomize
