I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You may now shotgun with the bride
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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