I must be too annoying 4 u.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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