he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
PANTIES FOUND
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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