508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
is that a dick in a sweater?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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