Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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