he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Randomize
