And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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