He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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