Walk of Shame. In a state park.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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