New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
