It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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