He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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