I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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