I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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